Good morrow, knavish lords and ladies of the present day. If thou wilt permit me so, I shalt explain myself and my proceedings to the masses.
My given name is William Shakespeare, and despite the profound history behind such a name, my beginnings are humble. I spent the majority of my life presiding in London as a Thespian and Playwright, entertaining the massess with my poetic storytelling and mildly lecherous humor. My work is still just as enthralling in the present day, but the more elusive aspects of my writing have been "lost in translation," so to speak. The poor fools have no comprehension of my style of composition, and let thine own eyes deceive their judgment.
Because of this tragedy, I will henceforth be attempting to compose my articles in a more contemporary fashion.
The only thing I have left to say before you continue on is... Prepare thyself.
My given name is William Shakespeare, and despite the profound history behind such a name, my beginnings are humble. I spent the majority of my life presiding in London as a Thespian and Playwright, entertaining the massess with my poetic storytelling and mildly lecherous humor. My work is still just as enthralling in the present day, but the more elusive aspects of my writing have been "lost in translation," so to speak. The poor fools have no comprehension of my style of composition, and let thine own eyes deceive their judgment.
Because of this tragedy, I will henceforth be attempting to compose my articles in a more contemporary fashion.
The only thing I have left to say before you continue on is... Prepare thyself.